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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:40
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
J.M. Smucker Earnings: SJM Stock Slumps on Disappointing Fiscal 2026 Outlook - Barron's
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Scoop: Nike names Michael Gonda as chief communications officer - Axios
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Astronomers discover a tiny star with a giant planet that should not exist - Earth.com
Still no good
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
macOS Tahoe Name Leaked Ahead of Apple's WWDC Event Next Week - MacRumors
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Dollar General CEO turns heads with earnings-call comments - TheStreet
Minds and Behinds
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Trump’s 50% steel tariffs are coming for your next fridge and dishwasher - CNN
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Have you ever accidentally found out that you were about to be fired?
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
GM has another affordable EV in the works and it’s not the next-gen Chevy Bolt - Electrek
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
How Dakota Johnson Is Doing After Chris Martin Split - BuzzFeed
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Why does cocaine makes me want to dress up and get fuck
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
MSU Taps J Batt As Next Director of Athletics - Michigan State University Athletics